Journal Entry #1

(From October 16, 2005)

Hi. (Who are you?)
Why, thank you. (How nice.)
Um, no they're not contacts. (Dork.)
Well, yeah I wear them but...(Groan.)
I made it. (Do you like it?)
Um, a long time...(What do you think?)
It's a bat. (Isn't it pretty?)
I think it's pretty.
No, I'm not goth...(Do I honestly look like it?)
Because...(It's PRETTY!)
Yes, I listen to rock.
No, it's not angry music. (I dislike you at the moment.)
It has passion! (You're so close minded!)
Yeah, this is my book.
It's for Phy. Ed. (Here it comes...)
Yes, I'm a junior. (Brace yourself...)
Because I couldn't take it last year. (Think of something believable!)
Medical reasons. (None of your business.)
Medical reasons.
Medical reasons.
No, I don't have a boyfriend. (And I'm not looking)
Why? (Why?)
Because I don't need one.
Um, no I'm in NHS. (I'm smarter than you!)
Yes, I teach Sunday School. (I hate kids.)
Lutheran.
No, lutefisk is disgusting. (I'd like to take some and shove it in your face.)
Yes, I have a dog. (I LVOE MY PUPPY!)
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
Smaller than a Cocker, no not like the car. (Not the first time I've heard that.)
Lucy. (LUCY!)
Well, I gotta go. (You are stupid. Stop talking to me.)
Bye. (Thank the Lord.)